-25 MINUTES TO CERTAIN DEATH!-
Captain: There is a problem!
Chief Engineer: I can fix it.
Captain: How long will it take?
Chief Engineer: At least two hours.
Captain: You have 25 minutes.
-23 minutes later-
Chief Engineer: The problem is fixed!
Captain: The day is saved!
Everyone: GOOD JOB, CAPTAIN!
Told: ‘Treat your guests like royalty.’
Does: Throws them out the window.
At first glance I thought this said “Horse guests” which needs to be read…but alas, it was just about house guests.
But defenestration makes everything better.